Friday, March 2, 2007

12stepBunny Recovery

Amazing, and it gives me hope for the future of pagan communities.

That's right it's a recovery group just for YOU!

Join now, and learn how to recover from SRW.

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/12stepBunny/

WE STARTED THIS GROUP BECAUSE THERE ARE TOO MANY FLUFF BUNNIES OUT THERE TODAY, COME HERE GET HELP AND LEARN THE TRUTH!

The 12 steps to Fluffy bunny recovery

1. We admitted that we are powerless over our fluffieness. That our lives have become annoying to ourselves and others

2. We came to belive in a power greater than ourselves that could save us from Fluffieness ( and it is not Silver Ravenwolf )
3. We made a decision to turn our lives over to the care of the GOD and the GODDESS as we undertand them, even if we are not to sure who this god guy is ( was he in any of the books)

4. We made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves, and our bookshelves

5. We admitted to the God and the Goddess, to ourselves, and to another human being that we are fluffy and we annoy people

6. We are entirely ready to have the God and the Goddess remove these defects of character.

7.We humbly asked them to remove these short comings, and most of our books.

8. We made a list of all the persons we annoyed by telling them they were wrong and became willing to listen to there points of view.

9. We made direct amends to such people whenever possible, except when to do so would annoy them or others.

10. We continued to listen to other peoples facts and opinons, and when they were right promptly admitted it.

11. We sought through prayer and meditation to actually participate in a religion. Even if it did not have cool jewelry, or piss off our family. We did so even when it was much easier to say we were witches without being witches

12.Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of these steps, we will try to carry this message to other Fluffy Bunnies, and practice these principles in all our affairs.

4 comments:

Joy said...
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julie said...

"snort"

Admiral Byrd said...

Nah, they'll never do it. Because the first step in recovery is acknowleging that they have a problem.

The Witch of the North said...

heeheehee