OH MY GODS....I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

Gods I wish I had a rolling on the floor laughing hysterically emoticon.

http://theravensway.blogspot.com/2007/01/what-is-elder.html

This is how my fanily Tradition sees an Elder.

An Elder who knows not how to use spell check.

One: You have to be 20, or older.

Well considering you've just turned 22, one would guess that 22 would be considered Elder....

But to be honest, I laughed till my stomach hurt when I read this.


Two: You must have the respect of the family Coven. (The family-not online)

But of course the family, considering the family consists of you and your wife. We all know your cousin has no respect for you, she said so, online. Oh, that must be why you said not online, because no one online respects you.


Three: You must know the Family Trad enough to teach it.

So now you're a Witch, Druid, Elder, High Priest, AND Family Trad? How can you be FamTrad, when you and your wife posted about how your families refused to accept that you had chosen to be pagan? Or is this just another revisionist history?


Four: We see an Elder, and High Priest, and High Priestess as roles you choose to become. They are not titles to be given. The Lord, and Lady gives you these titles. If they are your calling, you will know.

Well of course you do. Because every single member of the community, including your own family members, have all stated that you are not an Elder. In fact, didn't your cousin tell you to grow up?


Five: We respect other Trads, and their view of Elders, and HP, and HPS, and respect their ways, and ask they respect ours.

Bullshit! That is what this. Another ERF lie, do you really think anyone believes you?

Again ERF posts his own personal brand of bullshit, and expects the world to just sit idly by, silent. Sorry but I refuse to be silent in the face of such arrogance and ego.

YHBTHAND

Silent Treatement

Remember when you were a kid and the other kids gave you the silent treatement? Remember how much it truly sucked beyond belief?

There are religious communites that have a practice called Shunning, it happens when a member of their community violates trust and ethics of that community.

Shunning is adults version of the silent treatement.

So, my vote is we all shun/avoid/disassociate ourselves from ERF and LIA.

Because, as a friend of mine puts it: "At the zoo, there's a sign that says:
Don't Feed the Bears."

That folks is exactly what we've been doing, feeding the bear. It's time to stop.

I'm not advocating that we don't watch him, afterall as you all know I firmly believe at some point he will step over the line and harm someone. For that matter, I believe he may have already, we just can't prove it.

But until that point, let's stop feeding him.

Elder RavenFire's Thoughts: Pagan hypocrites, there everywhere!

Elder RavenFire's Thoughts: Pagan hypocrites, there everywhere!

I notice he doesn't mention calling Morgan names, telling her to go to hell, calling her all sorts of uncomplimentary things, lying about her, lying about the old forum. Neither does he mention how many times both he and LIA have been banned off of forums for hateful posts, like Tranquil Earth, E-Cauldron, (actually e-cauldron is a a record, from joining to banning, one hour and one minute).

Neither does he mention the dozens of hateful and nasty emails he has sent to people personally. The lies he posted to both his e-coven, and his new forum. Deleting posts on the e-coven then lying about it, and getting his wife to lie about it.

But no, he isn't nasty. Really? I suggest you go read his blog. His so sweet and loving and kind posts about older pagans, Christians, Bush....

Spare me, pot calling kettle.

Letting Go

A long time ago, someone I considered very wise told me something.

The only difference between a rut and a grave;

Is the dimensions.

This is important and I was reminded of it earlier. You see, as much as ERF bothers me, as much concern over the damage he may or may not cause I have, at the end of the day, there really isn't much I can do about it.

He's in a rut, and he's doing the same things day in and day out, expecting different results. (In my neck of the woods we call that crazy, but what the heck). He keeps walking back and forth in the same rut, eventually he'll dig his own grave.

And you know what? I find that very sad.

Morgan's Lake

Morgan is a friend. LIA and ERF and Morgan created Morgan's Lake.

This forum was supposedly created for Morgan. It was given her name, it was named after her lake.

Now, when she tries to exert control, and take it back and make it what she orginally wanted, LIA has come in when everyone is gone, and taken Morgan off of admin status. LIA has shut the board down.

Too bad, obviously LIA doesn't really want a free and open forum, obviously her promise that this was Morgans Lake, Morgans refuge, Morgans forum, was a lie.

But, now it's gone.

http://z11.invisionfree.com/Morgans_Lake/index.php?act=idx

Edit

This is from Morgan. LIA has removed her posting privilages. She has removed her from admin status.

"I just want her to know that this is the wrong road and that we were turning this into something good. As it stands everyone is behind me and she only will lose by this action. LIA I see you have chosen to ban me from my own board and shut it down yet again. You cannot continue to run and hide in situations such as these. I'm sorry to say this but popular opinion is with me on this and I have spent many hours trying to rescue this board from the disaster it had become. This board was destined to be shut down sooner or later due to the copyright infringements and the many outbursts by Elder. Please reconsider your actions and lets make this something special. "


Edit:

Per ERF the board was hacked. Which is a LIE!

Morgan had Admin status and as such had the right to go in and redesign it. Which she did.

ERF 'claims' his posts were deleted, a LIE. A few were accidentally deleted when sub forums were moved in the streamlining, however, 99% of his posts were simply moved into a new category.

Per Morgan, she wanted a place where she could lead discussions, she did not ask for the Lake, it was made and given to her.

All that is necessary for Evil to triumph

All that is necessary for Evil to triumph is for Good men to do nothing.
-- Edmund Burke

A friend and were discussing whether or not we were bullies because of our mockery of Elder Ravenfire...or as I like to call him, Raving Wackjob.


So, from his latest blog, an excerpt:

"We say that teens, and the younger generation is to blame for the Craft being gothic. And we say, "Oh look, anther satanic teen!" But we never look at why they are like that. It's because of the "older" Witches who will not, do I dare use this word, teach!!!!! the Craft to the teens who want to learn it. And these "older, and wiser" Witches, get these teens to believe they can't learn the Craft until their 18. NO! Teens can learn the Craft too!"


WTF? I mean really lets be serious, like for one moment any pagan would call a teen in goth attire a Satanist. Add to the equation the overwhelming obsession with wearing black by most pagans anyway, and this arguement becomes even more ridiculous.

On top of all of this, he still hasn't answered the primary concern voiced by so many;

Where in the nine hells does he get off teaching teens without parental notification and consent? Where in the nine hells does he get off telling teens it is okay to keep it a secret and lie to their parents?

And because I and other's like me refuse to sit back and allow him to do this, we're the bullies?

Okay, I'll be a pagan bully.

Thank you Have a Nice day.

Funnies from a friend

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to
wash his Sweat-
shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room,
he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the
washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your
shirt?"
He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma ."

And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the
world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says
as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you
think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn
like this?"
"P rob ably that I married you for your money," she
replied.
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He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking,
sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were
celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their
special day a good fairy came to them and said that
because they had been so good that each one of them
could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her
husband.

Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in
her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years
younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to
forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because,
Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping
for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the
toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your
e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
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Send this to at least five bright, funny women you
know and make their day!
And send this to five bright men who have enough sense
of humor to take it!

Elder RavenFire's Thoughts: Why Witchcraft will never be a mainstream religion.

Elder RavenFire's Thoughts: Why Witchcraft will never be a mainstream religion.

"I think more Witches need to take a step back, and think about how their actions effect the whole outlook of the Craft."

You have got to be kidding me! Coming from the guy who had a screaming hissy fit when someone told him his info was bad, and the websites he was using were bad, his hypothesis is bad.

Every time anyone questions him he has a meltdown, then turns around and starts yelling, putting them on moderated status, emails private threats, posts them saying they insulted him when they did not, (yeah, that is called LYING).

I keep thinking at some point this kid is going to grow up and get a clue, or at least the Gods will give him a clue by four, but nope, not yet.

**shaking head** it's really discouraging to realize that people like this not only think they are right, but that they have the right to teach our children behind our backs.

Interesting series of articles

I found an interesting series of articles on Witches Voice.

I like how the author puts it, they don't make assumptions or strict conclusions, but instead offer a variety of informations so the reader can go look for themselves and make an informed decision.

http://www.witchvox.com/va/list_articles.html?a=usmi&id=316220

That is the list of articles entitled:
"Another Pagan History -- What's Really Old, and What Likely Ain't"

It's in nine parts, the ninth installment is summed up nicely with this:
"Footnotes:
Please read the books mentioned above. Check out Murray, then read her critics and detractors, then read Jani Farrell-Roberts's rebuttal. Check out some of the archeologists who swear that prehistoric artwork does NOT represent a Goddess. Then check out some of the scholars who swear that the artwork DOES represent the Goddess. Pick up a book by Dr. Gimbutas. Read Dr. Hutton's arguments against her theories. Read Max Dashu's arguments against Hutton's arguments against Gimbutas (tricky, huh?) Or if that bores you, go look at pictures of some matrikas. Try Googling "prehistoric" + "Venus figure" and "Goddess" + "Virgin Mary". That'll keep everyone busy for a while!"

I'd strongely suggest to anyone even remotely interested in the history of Wicca, Goddess worship, paganism, and witchcraft to read through the articles.

So here we go again

I can only hope that the teen girl standing up to him in his yahoo group does not find his blog post about her and their debate.

I've been asked why I keep a commentary on ERF, well, I think his latest blog speaks for itself. A teenager disagrees with him, gives legitimate concrete reasoning for why she thinks the way she does. Instead of entering into a discourse, he slams her on his blog. It's obvious who the mature person here is, and it ain't ERF.

So much for thinking he might just maybe be growing up, huh?


By all means, critically review what he's written here:

http://theravensway.blogspot.com/2007_01_01_archive.html

However, he's blocked comments, he's not really interested in what anyone has to say, so you'll have to backtrack here to make any comments or reviews of his blog.

But that is what I am here for.

ROFL...Ganked from Sapphoq

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So sapphoq thinks I'm part of the problem

Apparently you misunderstood what I am pissed and worried about.

So let me be perfectly clear.

As a teacher, I don't think he can do much damage. Anything they learn that is incorrect, eventually, on their own, they'll unlearn, or not care. Fine.


No, my problem with him specifically is that he believes it is okay for him to teach teens without parental consent or notification. In fact, he even preaches SRW's line, that it is okay for teens to lie to their parents about practicing Wicca or witchcraft.


Nope, never gonna happen. If you let kids think it is okay to keep one secret, or okay to lie about one thing, (and FYI in my opinion, lying about your choice of religion is HUGE) then they will justify and rationalize lying about other things, about keeping other secrets.

You're opening a very very dangerous door.

So, think I'm part of the problem. I frankly don't give a flying fuck all what you think. Because, after you posted your little nasty flounce and bounce in his coven group, I lost all respect for you and YOUR way of doing things.

Don't play self righteous holier then thou with me. You hide behind a fake name, you pretended to be a little teeny bopper. Then you posted a bunch of crap and ran away.

Hell, in fact, your blog is under an online name. So who in the hell are you to question me? Pass judgement on me?

I've made it perfectly clear, don't like ERF, don't trust ERF, and believe he is a danger to himself, and the community.

As long as he posts his little hate speeches, then I can post a commentary of it.

If you don't like, don't read it.

What a freaking dumbass

Yes, ERF I am talking about you.

Anyone reads your stupid blogs they have to see that first of all you have half dozen posts ranting about the hateful Christians and GW.

Oh, but now, your posting that we should stop the hate?

http://theravensway.blogspot.com/2007_01_01_archive.html

No wonder you love SRW so much, I used to think she was just lazy, that is why she contradicted herself so often. But now I know, you're both stupid.

ERF thinks he has the RIGHT to teach Teens without parental permission

So, raving dumbass, has posted this:
"Do We have the right to be witches?" About how we are supposed to teach teens without their parents knowledge and consent.
http://theravensway.blogspot.com/2007/01/do-we-have-right-to-be-witches.html

I'm here to tell you, if he came within five feet of my teen, I'd throw his sorry stupid ass in jail, forever.

So, for those that haven't yet see it, here is Bonewits Cult Danger evaluation:

The Advanced Bonewits Cult Danger Evaluation Frame
Copyright c 1987 by P. E. I. Bonewits. Used by permission.

Note: The current version of the ABCDEF may be found at Isaac Bonewits' website: http://www.neopagan.net/ABCDEF.html.

Rate each of the following from 1(low) to 10(high)...

1. ___ Internal control, amount of internal political power exercised by leader(s) over members.
2. ___ Wisdom claimed by leader(s); amount of infallibility declared about decisions.
3. ___ Wisdom credited to leader(s) by members; amount of trust in decisions made by leader(s).
4. ___ Dogma, rigidity of reality concepts taught; amount of doctrinal inflexibility.
5. ___ Recruiting, emphasis on attracting new members; amount of proselytizing.
6. ___ Front groups, number of subsidiary groups using different names from that of the main group.
7. ___ Wealth, amount of money and/or property desired or obtained; emphasis on members' donations.
8. ___ Political power, amount of external political influence desired or obtained.
9. ___ Sexual manipulation of members by leader(s); amount of control over sex lives of members.
10. ___ Censorship, amount of control over members' access to outside opinions on the group, its doctrines, and/or its leader(s).
11. ___ Dropout control, intensity of efforts directed at preventing or returning dropouts.
12. ___ Endorsement of violence when used by or for the group or its leader(s).
13. ___ Paranoia, amount of fear concerning real or imagined enemies; perceived power of opponents.
14. ___ Grimness, amount of disapproval concerning jokes about the group, its doctrines, or its leader(s).


Yeah, I'd say ERF is a cult danger....

Spew Warning

Don't read if you're drinking anything.

EJ aka Elder Joan has started her own blog. It's priceless...

http://purlzofwizdumb.blogspot.com/

AAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

What part of I FUCKING HATE STUPID ASS CHAIN LETTER FORWARDS DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE FIRST 100 FUCKING TIMES I SENT THEM BACK ASKING YOU TO NEVER DO IT AGAIN?!?!?!?!!?!!?


Yeah, stoopid people.

ERF aka EDB You can run, but you can't hide

Well, it looks like it got a little too hot in the kitchen for ERF...

He transferred his ravings to yet two more blogs. He really is stupid, like I can't find him?

http://theravensway.blogspot.com/2007_01_01_archive.html

It gets even better

http://theravensway.blogspot.com/2007/01/sexism-in-craft.html

He has decided that what has been written about Aradia is WRONG, but he knows better, so he fixed it.

You'll notice that when anyone tells him he has something wrong he goes into a complete rage, yet when he does it, it is okay, it is just someone being sexist or dumb, or just plain wrong.

This kid, and he is a kid, well, actually now that I think about we can't be sure. In one blog he says he is 21 and in another he says 22 and in another he says 29. I wonder maybe he has MPD, that would explain the paranoid delusions. Nah, he's just a lying idiot.

ERF aka EDB Runs away with his tail between his legs

Well it looks like ERF, aka EDB (energizer dummy bunny for those that don't know), has run away like a whining dog with his tail between his legs.


For those arriving late to my snarky look at this so-called 22 year old "Elder" of the craft, (crafting what? bad spelling, poor grammer? doubt it, more like a bad case of delusional paranoia), sorry, I digress, he left this really dinky comment on one of my blogs:

"Elder RavenFire said...

Wow, and you think I'm a nut case?? I think if you have nothing better to do, then follow me around, you got way to much time on your hands. And sending my thoughts about bush to HS, is wow!! I've already sent these thoughts to my congressmen, my Governor, and to bushes staff. I am very active in politics. So I think you, and others who act, and think like you, are the ones with the issues. But thanks for making me very famous over the net. LOL!!!

January 11, 2007 5:47 PM "

Now this was regarding the rather scathing commentary I made regarding his idiocy and his mind numbingly moronic blogs, found here:
http://eldersthoughts.blogspot.com/2007/01/what-led-to-burning-times.html
http://aradicpath.blogspot.com/

Well actually, that is the point, they're not there any more. He's deleted them. Now this isn't the first time, in fact, not too long ago, he had another blog, and of course, I'd commented handily, along with quite a few others who apparently dislike him as much as I do.

So, so much for not caring. Okay, will save my absolute distaste for wussy men for another blog...but I am here to tell you, this guy, seriously people, he is a big fat pussy.

How might your life be different?

How might your life have been different,
if through the years,
there had been a place where you could go?....
a place of women who knew the cycles of life,
the ebb and flow of nature,
who knew of times of work and times of quiet.......
who understood your tiredness and need for rest.

A place of women who could help you to accept your fatigue
and trust your limitations,
and to know,
in the dark of winter,
that your energy would return,
as surely as the spring.

Women who could help you light a candle and to wait.....

How might your life be different?


{I need to find the book this particular poem comes from, it is NOT mine. It is an excellant book for/on/about women's journeys. I found this poem when I was working on ideas surrounding Women's mysteries. Hope you enjoyed. When I find the actual book, I will post the title and author's name}

More from EJ

Elder Joan here, Yeah thats rite, its the real EJ not some cheep imatition. I am who eye am. Pretty scary to some folks.

Some folks hail me. All hail EJ. I think I forgot hail in my predecshuns. I speek my mind and some they just laf. If I think a book is getting a "hard" review, then that is a good reezon not to reed it. Peeple think cause Im 21, 20, 29 I forget, that i don't now what I'm taking about. What is that? I'm an in yur face persun.
LIke I'm like ya know Nightmare on EJ street.

My name is on the list of peepol who are on the red list of peepol who are not liking ERF. Yes hes rite up thar with that Silver WolfenRave..whatever. She problee would drown herself if she heerd that one. NO bodee likes ERF or so he says. Poor ERF. Hes just mesunderstud. A man shall watcheth the hestoree channel and verily I say untoo you, he shall teecheth and becom an Elder. Its in the Biible you know.
So now I can post anythun i want hear and no one can stop me..haha ha ha ha..so there so thare so their.

This canknot be copied. all rights reserved. ERFictionary, all about ERF. The Big Golden Book of ERF

Ya Ya Sisterhood

I wish I knew who wrote this, I've seen it once or twice on different websites, and it always makes me laugh. So, enjoy, and if you happen to know who the author is, please let me know so I can make sure the whole world knows just how amazing they are.

Joys of Womanhood
Brilliant Woman Author Unknown

Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.

One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

My mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely.

The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.

Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.

I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire. Amazing!

You hang something in your closet for awhile and it shrinks two sizes!

Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know, sometimes I just forget to eat. "Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn't really care.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.

I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are: eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.

I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.

Lawn Chair Larry

Because I can:

:

(1982, California) Larry Walters of Los Angeles is one of the few to contend for the Darwin Awards and live to tell the tale. "I have fulfilled my 20-year dream," said Walters, a former truck driver for a company that makes TV commercials. "I'm staying on the ground. I've proved the thing works."

Larry's boyhood dream was to fly. But fates conspired to keep him from his dream. He joined the Air Force, but his poor eyesight disqualified him from the job of pilot. After he was discharged from the military, he sat in his backyard watching jets fly overhead.

He hatched his weather balloon scheme while sitting outside in his "extremely comfortable" Sears lawnchair. He purchased 45 weather balloons from an Army-Navy surplus store, tied them to his tethered lawnchair dubbed the Inspiration I, and filled the 4' diameter balloons with helium. Then he strapped himself into his lawnchair with some sandwiches, Miller Lite, and a pellet gun. He figured he would pop a few of the many balloons when it was time to descend.

Larry's plan was to sever the anchor and lazily float up to a height of about 30 feet above his back yard, where he would enjoy a few hours of flight before coming back down. But things didn't work out quite as Larry planned.

When his friends cut the cord anchoring the lawnchair to his Jeep, he did not float lazily up to 30 feet. Instead, he streaked into the LA sky as if shot from a cannon, pulled by the lift of 42 helium balloons holding 33 cubic feet of helium each. He didn't level off at 100 feet, nor did he level off at 1000 feet. After climbing and climbing, he leveled off at 16,000 feet.

At that height he felt he couldn't risk shooting any of the balloons, lest he unbalance the load and really find himself in trouble. So he stayed there, drifting cold and frightened with his beer and sandwiches, for more than 14 hours. He crossed the primary approach corridor of LAX, where Trans World Airlines and Delta Airlines pilots radioed in reports of the strange sight.

{Okay, I edited it, it was way too long. You can read the rest here:
http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid1998-11.html }

EJ Rocks!!!

More amusement from Elder Joan

" Well, thees ar my perditions for 2007. To mayk my perditions, I lookd threw
history and studyd the histry channal (my faverot channal). As we alll no I
dont state things about histry out of my rear end. I am worryd about safty,
I perdit that the christian clams will attak. Mankind or Manmean will be
taut afew lessens whin the christian clams start harmming us with theyr
wepons. How curel are those clams! I have gr8 knowlegde of the dumbships,
it's not rocketsince you no. I canknot imagen what those clams are kapable
of. Thay sgould suck off! It is inclear if thay shareing knowlegde with
other countrys. Them clams are raging alkoholics two. I have to shack my
head and rub my eyes. I hope the sorce is wrong about thees clams. But hoo
knows. I also perdit thayt somwhear in the US theyr will bee some snow,
rayn, thunderstorrmz, and hurrycaines. Thees perditions are copirighted by
the following: ERFictionary the dictionary to all things ERF, ERFisms guide
to ERF, the coven of the ERF, ERF's lake, ERF and the bushy boy - a story
about bushy boy by ERF, and also by all the websytes I took thiis perdition
idea's froom."

Energizer Dummy Bunny

It keeps going and going and going and going.

At some point one must wonder, what is the point of it all?

Why does everyone keep picking on mmmmeeeeeeee?

http://eldersthoughts.blogspot.com/2007/01/feel-love.html

ROFL....

Seriously though, the Energizer Dummy (ERF for those who don't know), has decided that HE is not accountable to anyone. That anyone attempting to hold him accountable for his actions or words are only insulting him, harassing him, and/or stalking him.

So, I'm offically dubbing him EDB the Energizer Dummy Bunny, because his dumbness just keeps on going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going...ok, you get the point.

From a friend

So my friend sent me her introduction....OMG

Hello,
My name is Elder Joan, that's EJ for shirt. I was born in 1982 so I'm about 20, 21, or 29. I have been on the path since I was 1 yeer old and was traned by the best at ERF "U". My path is Gardnerfareewow and it is my own, based on tru histery. Other paths but mine are crap. My beleef is harem none and even thooo I talk about it I do it anyway. I meen I don't do it. No No. One thing I was taut was that Christen Clams ate pagans. The rest wur killed in the burnin times. Christens are bad pepul and that is why thay brot clams in to eat pagans.

The burning times wur bad. Lots of pagans died, at least 2 milion. This is tru and I watch the desovury channel so I now. It has always been my wish to teech othurs my path and I will do just that because if anyone diagreees with me I will ban them and start a new groop. This may go on for years but I have time because as I sad I am only 17. Now I lik to write and I do publish some with copyrite. Pepole seem to think that I take some from others publish it under my name. Most of it they say no one would clam for their own. They were laughing when they said that. I don’t now why.

I will send more purls of wizdumb later.
Elder Joan

Raving Freak You May be a Fluffy Bunny

From Wicca for the Rest of Us

http://wicca.timerift.net/fluffy.shtml

excerpt:
"Wiccans will say that everyone is allowed to follow their own beliefs, and that any form of belief, whether another person agrees with it or not, counts as religion, and I agree. However, it does not necessarily make the practitioner a member of my religion, and I for one would prefer for them to stop embarrassing the rest of us with their antics.

The primary definition of a Fluffy Bunny is one who refuses to learn, refuses to think, and refuses to consider the possibility that they could possibly ever be wrong. Generall, they find one book, author or website and follow it as if it were the holy word, frequently denouncing anything that disagrees with it as obviously false. Fluffy Bunnies rarely get past the defense of "Because [insert favorite author here] says so." Sometimes they don't even get that far, responding to any and all criticism with something like, "You're just trying to persecute me!"

When I speak of Fluffy Bunnies, I do NOT mean those who disagree with me. Lots of people disagree with me. People I respect sometimes disagree with me. I respect them because they have actual reasons for their beliefs and are willing to consider the opinions of others - but just because they consider my opinion does not mean they are required to agree. Blindly agreeing with me is just as fluffy as blindly agreeing with the author of the week.

Likewise, being a newcomer to Wicca does NOT make one a Fluffy Bunny. All of us were new to this at one point in our lives. Moreover, having bad information does not make one a Bunny. There's still a lot of bad information available in books and websites, and if that is the first information you find, how can you know it's bad? There's only a problem when one stubbornly refuses to question that original information regardless of the mountains of contradictory evidence put before them."

Oddly enough I read this, and immediately thought of him.

Dim-Wit

There is this idiot who is incapapble of any original thoughts what so ever. All he seems to be able to do is regurgitate the crap he finds on the internet. The more vile, hateful and viscious it is, especially in regards to Christians or anyone who disagrees with him, the better.

Personally, I do not comprehend how any human being can be this nasty, but there you have it.

So now I've decided to watch everything he writes. I've already sent a copy of his insane delusional rantings about the President to Homeland Security. Let's see how they like how he talks.

Not that it matters, he'll just delete it again, go somewhere else, then repost it. I think he's at blog 9 or 10 now. Everytime his detracters find him, he shuts down and runs away like a dog with his tail between his legs whining the whole time.

This time I got him, prior to making any comments, I took screen shots of his vile garbage so now I have the proof of his delusional rantings.

See for yourselves

http://eldersthoughts.blogspot.com/2007/01/what-led-to-burning-times.html

This next one is where he talks about his "path" http://aradicpath.blogspot.com/

plus some really crappy poetry, be warned, most of it is copyrighted information that he stole from books or websites. Again, not an original thought in his rather empty head.